lol, they wanted to fight/play, then he was like, “Wait up. The ground is weird.”
THIS IS SO ADORABLE OH MY GOD
so cooyte
(Source: secretingredients)
That awkward moment when you try to be scary but you end up starting a sex riot instead…
When I’m having a bad day, and someone gives me a compliment
I’m just like,
(Source: whatshouldwecallme)
I’m sorry, future children, but you’ll have to love Harry Potter if you want to have dinner.
(Source: the-life-of-crazy-girl)
PHANTOM OF THE OPRAH!
AND YOU GET A CHANDELIER
AND YOU GET A CHANDELIER
EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE GETS A CHANDELIER.
weeping
rebageling for the chandelier comment, omg
Brb, dying.
Nobody ever sees the after picture.
I love this.
the one in the red shorts is like “shiiit”
(Source: clubgold)
same thing happens every year. bound to be disappointed. i dont think it’ll ever change.
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